julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN
please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN

please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying


ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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feel free to unfollow if you:

steinbecks:

  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

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jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

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mstrmagnolia:

Our endless summer

mstrmagnolia:

Our endless summer

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metal-grump-solid:

October just got spicy.

metal-grump-solid:

October just got spicy.

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perks-of-being-chinese:

soft—lunge:

thetoxxicchronic:

Oh shit

better watch out guys, she’s coming for you

perks-of-being-chinese:

soft—lunge:

thetoxxicchronic:

Oh shit

better watch out guys, she’s coming for you

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diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up

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porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

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me pwning at sex

previouslysane:

nipples……………..hacked
clitoris………………hacked
butthole……………… im in

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raggirare:

samezuka juniors bowing you a good morning

except can we talk about momo bc wow this cutie

image

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